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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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