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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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