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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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