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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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