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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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