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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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