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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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