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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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