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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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