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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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