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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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