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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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