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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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