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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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