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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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