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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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