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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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