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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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