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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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