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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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