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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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