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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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