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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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