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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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