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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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