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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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