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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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