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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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