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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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