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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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