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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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