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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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