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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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