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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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