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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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