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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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