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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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