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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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