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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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