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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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