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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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