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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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