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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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