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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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