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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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