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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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