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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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