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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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