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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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