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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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